A cold start to the day but big shiny dollops of sunshine throughout the day to cheer us all up. Cloud could bubble up in the west later, making the sunshine seem a bit hazy. Maximum temperature 9°C.
Down on the farm, we all celebrated St Dwynwen’s Day by getting lashed on Skol and having an impromptu orgy in the barn. Farmer Honey and Mrs Honey also celebrated by going to Kiwk Save and getting themselves a bottle of Blue Nun and some Doritos.