Monday 15th January

Gusty winds and shitty showers will persist across Wales all day. The mildness of the morning will disappear throughout the afternoon as the wind chill sets in. Maximum temperature 11°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has been trying out his new phone. He’s been all fingers and thumbs though, accidentally calling 999 and also sending a picture of his arse to his Great Aunt Edna. Mrs Honey has thus confiscated his phone until he can learn how to use it. She’s sending him to evening classes next week.

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