Monday will be a positively boring day. Lots of cloud around with a few spots of drizzle here and there and some bright patches later on. Nothing exciting will happen at all. Not unless there’s another earthquake. Maximum temperature 13°C.
Down on the farm, we are all clearing up after the devastation of the earthquake. Mrs Honey had to pick up the bottle of Flash toilet cleaner that fell off the shelf while Farmer Honey has had to readjust the picture of Lady Diana that he has hung up in his downstairs toilet.