Weather

Monday 24th April

A dull-as-shit start to the week with light rain at dawn and lingering all day like a bad fart down in the south. Up north, it’ll feel cooler with some brighter conditions moving in later on. Maximum temperature 13°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has decided to put himself forward as a candidate at the next election. He’s got Mrs Honey on board to do all his PA work and his first task will be to decide on his new slogan. His first attempt – ‘Vote for me or I’ll spit in your milk’ wasn’t a vote-winner with Mrs Honey. The case continues.

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