A miserable-as-shit, grey-as-gunts, wet-as-arseholes, misty-as-bollocks, foggy-as-feck day for everyone across Wales. Rain will be heavy at times, just to finish us off. Absolutely nothing about Sunday to redeem itself. Maximum temperature 10C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has been thinking about what to get Mrs Honey for Valentine’s Day. It’s still a month away but after Mrs Honey was less than impressed with last year’s gift of an oven glove, he wants to make sure she’s happy this year. Potential gifts so far include a day out to Asda, a new pair of slippers or a giant dildo.