Weather

Thursday 12th January

A mostly cloudy day but with some bright spells up north where no-one lives. Rain will move southwards during the morning and it’s possible that some of this will turn to snow, especially up in them ‘ills. Rain will clear but wintry showers will follow. Feeling parky with a maximum temperature of 6°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has been down the local hardware store because he’s decided that he wants a new bathroom. He says he wants a new bath to soak his fat arse in but no mirrors because he doesn’t want to catch sight of his landslide of a gut as he’s reaching for the towel.



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