A cloudy start for most, especially down in the south and over in the east, but things will brighten up lovely, leaving us all with a lovely shiny day. It will feel very springlike in the sun, with a gentle but fresh northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 11°C.
Down on the farm, we woke up to find 300,000 chickens crammed into our barn. They said that they’d fled KFC as they didn’t want to be chopped up and put between bits of bread. We’ve sworn to keep them safe until they get some new chickens in. After that, we’re all going to have a big party.