Showers picking up pace from late morning onwards, some with hail and thunder in some places. Up on the mountains, there could even be some snow. An Arctic north wind will make it feel nipply everywhere. Maximum temperature 11°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s been studying Trump to find out how to be ‘presidential’. So far, he’s grabbed some pussies, painted his face orange and stuck a stoat on his head.