WEATHER WARNING: Monday 5th June – it’s going to piss down

With winds picking up during Sunday night, heavy and persistent rain will arrive in Wales during the small hours. Coastal gales are also possible (around the coast obvs) and the rain will linger all day like a particularly bad fart. Minimum temperature 16°C. If you’ve got washing on the line, now is the time to get it in.

Down on the farm, we’ve decided to have a cosy day while it pisses down outside. We’ve stocked up on teabags, Malted Milks and John Wayne DVDs.

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