A nipply start to the day but this will mean a nice, sunny and shiny start to the day. Some isolated showers will pop up and cloud will bubble up in the northwest but that’s ok because not many important people live there. Maximum temperature 10°C.
Down on the farm, Mrs Honey has suddenly taken to stealing mopeds down in the village. It follows news that actor Tom Hardy apparently stopped a moped thief in London by chasing him down the street and pinning him to the ground. Mrs Honey has taken 14 mopeds so far, but has yet to see the movie actor chase after her.