There will be some light drizzle to start the day but the sun will soon get going and it’ll warm up a treat. It will feel very warm and one can expect betty swollocks and sweaty tits, especially in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 28°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey tried taking a break in the garden this afternoon in his shorts. Sadly, one of his bollocks slipped out of his shorts and got jammed in the slats in the chair. Took the fire brigade half an hour to free him.